We have this calendar that has daily quotes. They're the stupid stuff people say. Here are just a few of my favorites:
From the game show "You Say, We Pay":
Game show host Richard Madeley:
It stands in a field and it shouts moo.
Contestant:
A sheep.
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We have very hazardous conditions due to a five-year drought, and the lack of rain hasn't help any, either. KABC-7 reporter, L.A.
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At the risk of being simplistic, what you're looking at is a quasi-neural matrix of synthetic RNA molecules. Dr. Alex Harris (Fritz Weaver), in Demon Seed (1977)
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. church bulletin listing
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